Friday, July 16, 2004

Robitussin

Sa wakas, bumili na ako ng Robitussin. Mag-iisang linggo na ang ubo ko. Kahapon, sa klase ng Fil 14, nagbubugtungan kami. Pinahulaan ko ang ilang bugtong ni German V. Gervacio na nasa thesis n'ya. Pero dahil nga dito sa ubo, inatake ako ng kahol sa gitna ng pagpapahula ng bugtong. Sabi ng isang estudyante, "TB sir, TB!"

Tawanan ang buong klase. Gusto ko sanang makitawa pero patuloy pa rin ako sa pag-ubo.

"120 ml. Mga gaano katagal bago 'to maubos, miss?" Sa Mercury Drug katabi ng Mini-Stop malapit sa kanto ng Aurora ako bumili, pasado alas-otso ng gabi, at sa pagmamadali ay naiwan ko ang susi ng kuwarto sa loob.

"Mga apat na araw."

"Gagaling ba talaga ang ubo ko dito?"

"Oo."

"Garantisado, miss?"

Ngumiti lang 'yung babae. "Basta."

Sa kati ng lalamunan ko, mukhang kailangan ko ng mas magandang sagot kaysa basta. "Basta?"

"Oo, basta. Okey 'to. Dry cough?"

"Oo, ansakit na nga e."

"Okey 'to."

"Okey."

Okey. Hintayin natin ang apat na araw.

18 Comments:

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November 22, 2007 at 4:28 PM  
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Hu Let Da Dogs Awt?! Hu-Hu-Huhu!: Isang Desperadong Pag-aaral
sa Mga Modernong Bugtong na Walang Gustong Sumagot
ni German V. Gervacio


0. Aso kong puti
Inutusan ko sandali
Hindi na umuwi

Clue: pwe!
Sagot:

1. Aso ako ng Puti
Inuutusan ako palagi
Upang maka-loan muli’t muli

Clue: cute po ako at hate ko mga terrorists
Sagot:

2. Aso kong punggok
Sa trono’y iniluklok
Nang pababain ay naghimutok

Clue: hate po niya mga terrorists at cute siya
Sagot:

3. Aso kong tabogol
Kadena’y aking pinutol
Upang tumigil sa katatahol

Clue: Err-rafrafraf, hik!
Sagot:

4. Aso kong itim
Pinabilang ko nang lihim
Trono’y napunta muli sa akin

Clue: kapag bundat na ang linta, nagreresayn nang kusa
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5. Aso ako ng punggok
Nang ang tuta ko’y nagpaputok
Nasabon ako mula paa hanggang tuktok

Clue: dog po ako pero parang sa rabbit tenga ko
Sagot:

6. Aso kong panay ang atungal
Sa palasyo nainvite mag-almusal
Pag-uwi may paperbag na busal

Clue: batik-batik po ang aso kong ito, lord
Sagot:

7. Mga aso kong pula
Pinalparan ko na
Panay pa rin ang alma

Clue: Sori, wala pong clue, wala ring ebidensya…
Sagot:

8. Aso kong astang-hero
Mistulang si fernando poe
Nang pulbusin ang mga haybol sa estero

Clue: Sapatusin po kita pag humingi ka pa ng clue!
Sagot:

9. Aso kong may sayad
Tingin sa sarili niya’y isteytsayd
Kuntodo-accent pagbigkas ng “I lied!”

Klu: klut-klut hair niya
Sagot:

10. Mga katahulan kong apatetik
Pinabasa ko nitong aking gimik
Di nangagat panay lang hagikgik

Clue:
Sagot:

November 22, 2007 at 4:33 PM  
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